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  2. kreiderchris:

    "yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

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  3. asmilinggoddess:

    asmilinggoddess:

    "failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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  4. ukrainiangirlfriend:

    marnla:

    Never forget

    WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS PHOTOSHOOT I LOVE IT

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  5. nellwholock:

    cleopatrasweave:

    lyssissherlocked:

    subliminal-mind-duck:

    invisiblechickens:

    are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

    like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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    but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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    I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

    Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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    we never learn

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  6. “why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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  7. komradekrisis:

    twerkforyoutube:

    are dogs even real

    Technically, no.

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  9. aliveontuesday:

    the-chubby-nerd:

    Story time:

    While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

    Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

    My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

    Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

    So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

    Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

    It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

    So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

    And he bursts out laughing.

    Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

    I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

    Your manager is a piece of shit.

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  10. awwww-cute:

    Showing off his favorite toy

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  11. nnekbone:

    1. Antonio Douthit-Boyd, Alicia Graf Mack, Jamar Roberts and Kirven Douthit-Boyd

    2. Matthew Rushing and Linda Celeste Sims

    3. Linda Celeste Sims

    4. Artistic Director Robert Battle, Associate Artistic Director Masazumi Chaya and members of the Company

    5. Members of the Ailey company with Artistic Director Robert Battle

    6. The Company

    7. Jacqueline Green

    8. Antonio Douthit-Boyd

    9. Alicia Graf Mack

    10. The Company with Artistic Director Robert Battle

    Photos by Andrew Eccles

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